Welcome to Clutterboy Enterprises. We hear the raves from our delighted Clutter-Clients every week, but it's become difficult to describe what exactly we do for them. The best way used to be: "We can tidy and organize any space." But it's become so much more than that. This list includes some of the specific things we've done for our clients. And the list gets longer all the time.
Alphabetize anything fast
Among the piles in a Palo Alto shed, recognize true value and shepherd objet d'art to three different museums at Stanford.
Amuse you - we're gonna make this drag of a process fun!
Assemble IKEA stuff
Assemble those heavy metal shelves
Be a cheerleader when you don't know where to start
Build wooden shelves
Buoy your spirits when you're deluged with stuff
Clean the attic
Clean the bathroom and kitchen (by arrangement)
Clean the garage
Create an uncluttered space in which YOU can create
Create and facilitate filing systems
Deliver precious paintings and valuable art
Do all the stuff you don't feel like doing
Donate nearly anything
Eliminate clutter and chaos
Enable you to have fun while de-Clutterizing
Establish a trusting environment and a true comfort level
Festoon a home on Christmas Tree Lane
Find cash
Find uncashed checks
Find old beloved photos
Get you receipts for charitable donations
Give you a ton of tricks of the trade
Haul away anything to the dump (only when necessary)
Hang paintings
Hang curtain rods
Help you avoid embarrassment
Instantly improve your home's curb appeal
Indoctrinate you into the ways of Clutterboy
Juggle several tasks at once
Jump into any task you wish (and have long been dreading)
Keep stuff out of the landfill
Let you enjoy your stuff again
Maximize your space
Mini-Stage your home for an Open House
Motivate you to continue the process after we go
Never let you give up
Organize anything
Pack expertly
Prepare you and your stuff for your move
Quit well before we run up your bill
Recycle batteries
Recycle cardboard
Recycle computers
Recycle glass
Recycle plastic
Recycle metal
Recycle paint
Recycle paper
Recycle Styrofoam
Reduce the clutter in the universe - "one lifespace at a time"
Relieve a gutter of its burdens
Repot plants and spruce up your garden
Share with you brief stories of Clutter Conquests
Sweep up after we're done
Teach you the "Clutterboy Binary System"
Tidy anything
Unearth documents that are now at the Hoover Institute and the Bancroft Library
Unearth your desk or tool bench
Vacuum every nook and cranny
Wave our magic wand; you'll see the clutter disappear
X-Ray any juicy documents before we shred them (we're kidding; we needed an X in this list)
Yes, we really have done every one of these things (Except X)
Zip our lips - your privacy and your secrets are safe with us
