If you’ve made it this far congratulations, and thank you.
1
Are you available in my area?
Yes, since 1999 my various teammates and I have been de-cluttering All Over the San Francisco Bay Area. In addition I’ve been flown a couple times to Southern California, once to Chicago, and once to the heart of deepest Michoacan, Mexico.
2
How much does it cost?
It’s cheaper than therapy and the results are guaranteed. Seriously, I’m happy to offer you my Free Clutterboy Consultation: I drop by at our mutual convenience, take a peek at the space, and listen to your dreams. Then I can give you a better idea of an estimate.
3
How long will it take?
That’s my favorite question. It all depends on how well & quickly you can embrace the KEEP / BYE-BYE Process “(Please see Magic Words), aka the Clutterboy Patented Binary SystemTM.
4
Can you take stuff to the dump?
Yes but I see my major mission in life as taking things to the landfill only as a last resort. Instead I repurpose, recycle, and donate nearly everything and you get receipts to reflect the charitable donations.
5
Can I help?
Absolutely. You will be amazed at what we can accomplish together and how fast it’ll go. I will give you some easy tasks as we go, and some homework (boxes to go through) for later.
6
Do I have to be there?
No. After 26 years (7500 jobs and counting), we know exactly what we’re doing. We will set aside things that we’re not sure about, and interrupt you with questions as few times as possible, to maximize our time and your time.
7
The dog is happiest around active people.
Do you mind if he hangs around and watches?
Please see question #8
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Do I have to feed you?
No. But please keep the dog well-fed and out of my way. With all due respect.
9
Do you have a truck?
Yes, a pick-up truck into which we can load a comical amount of detritus. We have miles of rope and, sorry to say once again, we know what we’re doing. Also, when the need arises, we rent a 15 foot truck which maximizes all kinds of resources.
10
Garages AND offices?
Yes. I have lots of tricks and tactics to organize your office, create new filing systems, make it a more productive space and more.
11
Can you put up shelves?
No problem. My guys can do it with their eyes closed. Literally. But it might be quicker with their eyes open.
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA